Tis the season

I thought it may be time for a new post because it has been well over two years since this darn blog has been updated.

Also, I'm determined to outblog S. Haragan, or my name isn't Stanley Czuchlowski.

An update of the past couple of years:
-Bought an apt
-Got married (!)
-Job - same
-Haircut - same
-Acting - did a play and some goofy commercials, but the highlight was a magic video with the Amazing Huck
-Joined Facebook but am resisting the Tweet
-I got a new driver's license and I have a beard in the photo (the beard was short lived.) There are hologram-like graphics on the license that line up perfectly with my face so that when you turn it the graphic goes across my mouth and makes me look like the Joker.
-I bought some new socks and underwear. The socks got holes right away (they were from an outlet store) but I sewed them up.
-I learned how to snorkle on Johnny Depp's Island in the Bahamas. He didn't know I was there and I didn't know it was his island.
-I'm learning how to ski. I'm not very good at it.
-I repainted our kitchen.
-I was diagnosed with hereditary dermatitis (eczyma). That is fancy talk for, "my legs is itchy."
-I went bowling for the first time in Port Authority. It's dark in there which makes it hard to line up the ball with the arrows. (this fact, while true, is also a set up for a Russell Sharman joke)
-It turns out I like to cuddle, and since being married, I am almost never on time for work in the morning.
-Marriage has made me happier in life. Even though it came along with worse allergies and the aforementioned skin issues. I'm lucky.

That's all for now. To all of my legions of fans, I have two words, "Stay cool."

Warmest regards,
Stanley